Thursday, October 22, 2009

Notes from Texas

Just turned on the TV in my hotel room and caught 5 minutes of Glenn Beck mixing architecture criticism -- he's for real American architecture, like the Chrysler Building -- with a discourse about how imperfect but truthful and transparent politicians are better than those perfect, shiny politicians who only reflect their surroundings and want universal healthcare. Or something.

Anyway, that was interesting to behold, but then the commercial break came. First was an ad for Tax Masters, telling you that if you haven't filed tax returns in years you should hire them to stand between you and the IRS so that the feds treat you with respect and decency.

Then there was an ad for some mysterious quicky face-lift procedure that ended with the tag-line: "In these hard economic times, you should invest in yourself!"

Next up, G. Gordon Liddy hawking gold, the amazing commodity whose price goes up but doesn't come down! In these hard economic times, you need to keep inflating the price of GG's gold stash (which he admits he bought ten years ago)!

Holy shit.

2 comments:

Eric said...

Have you seen any pawnshop ads? Those are a Texas specialty, usually strung together two or three in a row. Nothing fights the ills associated with right-to-work than a healthy pawnshop industry.

Where in this hellhole of a state are you?

Will Roberts said...

I'm in College Station. Haven't caught the pawnshop ads, but I haven't watched more than that 10 minutes of TV, so...

And, I assume these were the national ads going out on Fox News, although the production values did nothing to indicate this!