A: The closet is a terrible thing, and no one should have to live in the closet, but without the closet, Freddie Mercury never would have written "Fat Bottomed Girls."
B: Indeed.
A: How did anyone ever think Freddie Mercury was anything other than gay?
B: It was the Seventies. Everyone looked gay. And everyone was queer: Mick Jaggar, David Bowie. Even straight guys like Rod Stewart looked gay. Rod. Heheh.
A: Rod Stewart is way too gay to be anything but straight.