Work Harder, Minions! Your Overlords Are Proud!

U.S. Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN):

I am so proud to be from the state of Minnesota. We’re the workingest state in the country, and the reason why we are, we have more people that are working longer hours, we have people that are working two jobs.

This is so many different ways of fucked up, it's hard to know where to begin...